Clarkson

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

An erection at an inconvenient time.

Fraqua, argument, disagreement.

An absolute idiot of a kid.

Annoying motherfucker, always whines like a bitch.

Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.

Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.

The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.