Clavicitis
Clavicitis is the make believe disease you can pass on to your friends. A clavicle is your collorbone, but most people think it sounds dirty.
"Hey man hows it goin'?
"Stay away from me, dude! You've got clavicitis!"
"Stay away from me, dude! You've got clavicitis!"
clavical
The wrong way to spell clavicle.
"omg clavical bonez are sexci"
"Get a dictionary, fucktard."
"Get a dictionary, fucktard."
clavical
The medical name for your collarbone
Ah fucker i think you broke my clavical