Closet Ostrich
Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".
"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."