clown hands
An individual with a general lack of grace. A clumsy or blain person.
Bloke 1: "Man, i just can't handle this phone....."
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"
Bloke 2: "Yeah, that will be your clown hands......"
Professional Hand Clown
A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.
There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.
Hand Clown
A person who gives free hand jobs for sport
There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda
Professional Hand Clown
Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
Professional Hand Clown
Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.
“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”
Professional Hand Clown
Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
Professional Hand Clown
A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday