clutz

Someone who is extremely careless, stupid and a hazard to be around. Trips over shoes constantly, breaks anything he touches, should not be alowed around heavy machinery or anything that might put other's lives in danger.

Mr Clutz walks into old, rich woman's house with lots of v. elaborate, precariously placed ornaments and brakeables scattered around.

Clutz: Oooh look a penny!
(As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase)
Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's!
Clutz: Huh? What vase?

clutzed

to be highly intoxicated or badly beated up

"i was totally clutzed last night, cant remember a thing"

Clutz

A person who is clumsy or has no filter

You are a total clutz.

Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

Coffee Clutz

A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy

Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?

Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.

Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.

Clutz

Blayson

You’re such a Blayson hahaha
You’re such a clutz hahaha

class clutz

The one kid in the class who can trip while sitting in a chair.

Jimmy is the class clutz. While tying his shoe, he knocked over a chair while simultaneously knocking a shelf of books on the teacher.

俚语	clutz
释义	clutz Someone who is extremely careless, stupid and a hazard to be around. Trips over shoes constantly, breaks anything he touches, should not be alowed around heavy machinery or anything that might put other's lives in danger. Mr Clutz walks into old, rich woman's house with lots of v. elaborate, precariously placed ornaments and brakeables scattered around. Clutz: Oooh look a penny! (As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase) Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's! Clutz: Huh? What vase? clutzed to be highly intoxicated or badly beated up "i was totally clutzed last night, cant remember a thing" Clutz A person who is clumsy or has no filter You are a total clutz. Dick Clutz when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick. Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend. Coffee Clutz A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk? Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess. Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz. Clutz Blayson You’re such a Blayson hahaha You’re such a clutz hahaha class clutz The one kid in the class who can trip while sitting in a chair. Jimmy is the class clutz. While tying his shoe, he knocked over a chair while simultaneously knocking a shelf of books on the teacher.
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