cock goggles
As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"
Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.
Cock goggles
The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".