coctopus
theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs
Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...
coctopus
Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).
"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."
coctopus ratio
When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.
Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.