colfem
Short for college feminist. Someone who has just been exposed to introductory feminist theory, particularly through a university course or friend, and immediately believes they are an expert on the sociology of femininity. Can typically be found lecturing random strangers on why their choice of beer or clothing fabric is problematic.
Don't invite him, he's dating a colfem and she'll just spend the whole time jabbering about how empowered she feels since reclaiming the word bitch.