Combouflage
Covering up your loss of hair by using hair from the side of your head and combing it over the bald spot on the top of your head.
Jess: Wow Norm it looks like you got a new head of hair since I last saw you.
Norm: Nah Jess, I learned to combouflage.
Norm: Nah Jess, I learned to combouflage.