Comox

A beautiful town full of people too old to appreciate it. All the kids die of boredom if they don't escape. If you say you are going shopping with your friends, your parents will belive you. If you try to sneak into a bar, your parents will already be there. Former home of Pamela Anderson. Until she escaped.

Comox, B.C. a small town in the middle of Vancouver Island aka "The Rock". It quiet and pretty beautiful. Most people located here are nearly dead. All the young ones do is party hard. Comox has nothing exciting to do AT ALL. Do not live there by any means unless your retired.

A gorgeous town located in British Columbia, Canada, populated my a bunch of old shits. If you are a teenager that lives in Comox, there is high chance suicide is on the table. We do have one mall, it includes a Canadian Tire, an Ardene... that’s it. And if you go to Highland, I sincerely apologize.

Comox Valley, Containing: Courtenay, Comox, Cumberland, Black Creek and Merville. Starting in alphabetical order:

Black Creek. Black Creek contains the hick population, mostly farmland and weed feilds. Save a horse/ ride a black creek slut.

Comox. Population: loosers, if you lived there you would be home by now... alone... in your bed, masturbating. Its a 'waterfront' district but most people are too bored to veiw it.

Courtenay. The largest city in the comox valley known for 'the mile of flowers' wich is really just a few garden beds with needles and excess change scattered here and there. There is one general store on every block to even out the number of lazy stoners that cant walk very far to get their munchies. Little known fact/ they hire handicapt druggie hookers to clean up the rec center area.

Cumberland. The joke of comox valley, inspiring many jokes such as: Why wasnt Jesus born in Cumberland... because they couldnt find a wise man OR a virgin, and, Whats the most confusing day in Cumberland... Fathers Day. Its a small community in wich everyone is related, if you didnt get the jokes. Surprisingly they do not have children with people from surrounding areas, they just have sex with them... I think it might be a law there to have children with your cousins, siblings parents and so forth.

Merville is gumboot country, often mistaken for Black Creek because there only seperated by a trail of cow droppings. Little is known about this rural area, its community events range from a cow auction and a yearly barn dance.

For more information on the Comox valley please contact your closest marajuana dealer, Since the Comox Valley grows some of the best Weed in BC... they will know all about it.

Land of oysters, weed, pickup trucks and a 70% hick population.