coolero
A coolero is a married man whose wife has tricked him into thinking that the child/ren she had birthed while married to him are actually his although they look so unlike him in any way that only a friggin idiot would believe that they are really his. Spawned from Me, Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey's character's wife has three black boys and he never questions the paternity.
"Damn Bob, your kids look like the FedEx man more and more these days, you are such a coolero!"
coolero
my uncle
Me: *sees my aunts family photo*
My Aunt: *blond and slightly tan
My Uncle: *Black hair and dark skin*
My Cousin: *bright red hair and pale skin*
Me: HMMMMMMMMMM I SMELL A COOLERO
My Aunt: *blond and slightly tan
My Uncle: *Black hair and dark skin*
My Cousin: *bright red hair and pale skin*
Me: HMMMMMMMMMM I SMELL A COOLERO