cool whip
something you can't have pie without.
Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.
cool whip
Something you do not put on your crabs.
*gets pumpkin pie*
"dude my crabs itch"
"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*
"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"
"dude my crabs itch"
"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*
"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"
cool whip
The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.
"When dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache".
Cool Whipped
Cool Whipped:
1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.
2. A more extreme form of being whipped.
1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.
2. A more extreme form of being whipped.
Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.
Cool Whip
Someone who always has to top any story that someone tells
Man, everytime I tell Jim a story he acts like Cool Whip
Cool Whip
Best. Thing. Ever. Made.
"Dude you want some Ice Cream!?!"
"Yeah, dude! But gimme some of that Cool Whip!"
"..."
"..."
"Aight!"
"Yeah, dude! But gimme some of that Cool Whip!"
"..."
"..."
"Aight!"
Cool Whip
Urban definition: A reference used to describe a nice looking car. This term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.
"I'm in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf*cka like, HELLO!" - Young Jeezy (Shawty Lo -Dey Know Remix)