coontag
A degenerate, sociopathic, drug addicted, alcoholic that spends most of his time yelling random profanities at teenagers on the internet and masturbating while eating chicken wings. Coontags speak in broken, un-comprehendable phrases made up of words that have little to no meaning.
I would love to invite austin over, but hes a bit of a coontag. I dont want my patio furnature lit on fire or my couch covered in semen or feces.
Coontageous
Transmitted by a coon.
I began to crave watermelon and raising the roof after being in Alabama for a week. I think that may be coontageous.