A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)