amanda story
A story lacking any interesting point or meaning. Usually told by a blonde, bible-hugging girl with no personality, it refers to one who has just wasted up to 20 minutes of your time resulting in a severe urge to permanately shut up the storyteller
Friend 1: So my dog ran away. Then he came back.
Friend 2: That was such an amanda story.
Friend 2: That was such an amanda story.