midgify
to make something small enough for a short person or midget.
The kitchen shelves are too high up; I need to midgify the kitchen so I can reach the cabinets.
Midgified
Descriptive, humorous term for something that is small or miniature in size. Derived from the word "midget."
Dude, why is this bottle of mustard so midgified? I thought it was bigger than that.