Counter Cocked
You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.
Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.
counter-cock
v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.
n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.
1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.
2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.
1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.
2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.
counter cock block
Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.