CPAP
A medical device - in the form of a a machine - used to treat Sleep Apnea, Lou Gerhig's Disease, and a few other conditions. It works by blowing pressurized air (not oxygen) into the notrils.
CPAP is an acronym for "Continuous Positive Air Pressure).
CPAP is an acronym for "Continuous Positive Air Pressure).
If you use a CPAP machine effectively, you will not snore.
cpap woody
The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.
Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass
Dirty CPAP
A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.
"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."
CPAP Buffet
When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.
My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.
Oh Cpap
The word the portugals replace crap with.
Xahara: It says OH CRAP!
Rusty0: I see OH CPAP
Rusty0: I see OH CPAP
Dutch cpap
The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.
I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!
Dirty CPAP
When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest
My boyfriend gave me a dirty CPAP last night and i'm breathing much better today