CRAIDS

likely first described in Manhattan's venerable Bellevue Hospital, this condition is diagnosed when the unfortunate patient is both crazy, and has a CD4 count less than 200 (has AIDS).

A computer condition that occurs when your cousin frequents numerous porn sites and contracts a hard drive-debilitating virus.

Something so disgusting that it is said to have the distinguishing characteristics of both crabs and aids.

A rare STD which has been found in the resort areas of Mexico and Dominican Republic, thought to have originated in the city of Edmonton. This disease usually affects males and females between the ages of 8 and 16, with only a few cases found in women ages 18-30 and one case in an 82 year old woman. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: genital rash and/or itching, pain during urination, sudden death, profuse diarrhea, a sudden unusual fear of feet, a fondness for self asphyxiation, and vaginal or anal discharge.

CRAIDS is a hilarious disease in which the patient in question has somehow sexually contracted both Crohn's Disease AND AIDS.

Some people believe CRAIDS is the worst disease ever, as not only is a CRAIDS patient unable to enjoy red meat without bloody, watery diarrhea, but also can't have sex with anyone ever again aside from other CRAIDS patients. There is only one known case of CRAIDS in the world.

Others believe CRAIDS to be the best disease because it is easily made fun of. Crohn's Disease is humorous because it involves massive shits and is not fatal. AIDS is laugh-eliciting due to it's prevalence among the gays, and because it is an '80s disease. Therefore, CRAIDS is fast becoming a wide topic of ridicule among late night talk show hosts.

West Springfield Senior High School low life pot head definition for cannibus. First used by a person named Watson.

the rare disease where you have the std crabs and they have AIDS( you can have AIDS and crabs but not have craids, the crabs have to have AIDS) disease discvered by bryce hill