crap biscuit
crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine
crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night
crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night
crap biscuit
Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.
Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.