crappleberries
A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.
Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.
or.
What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.
or.
What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.