crawl of shame
When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.
I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.