cream dog
When you cum in the air and it slides down the top of your dick like mustard on a hot dog
"last night i let your mum nibble on my cream dog"
Whip Cream On Dog Shit
When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:
Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.
Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.
Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
foot long cream-filled chili dog
When a girl lies on her back and one guy over her tits while she blows him and a second guy is behind the 1st titty-fucking her. The first guy cums so hard in her mouth that he shits on her tits.
" OMG! The two guys last night gave me the foot long cream-filled chili dog last night! V filled my mouth at the same time he shat on my cleavage all over T's cock and T kept on fucking my tits. It was Sooo dirty!"