cream of the crap
Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."
When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.
The Cream of the Crap
A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.
You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?