Cretching
To masturbate and cry simultaneously
Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden
Cretching
The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.
Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.
Cretched
When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.
Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”
cretch
A creep/wretch. A really creepy/sleazy/pervy guy/girl
That guy's such a cretch, he was cretching on that girl.
cretch
the combination of the word creeper and cretch. commonly refers to a person who demonstrates position 24.
Henry:I slept with a cretch last night.
Cretching
The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.
Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.
Cretching
The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.
Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.