Cross-eyed Bear

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.

It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".

cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

俚语	cross-eyed bear
释义	Cross-eyed Bear A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties. It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know". cross-eyed teddy bear Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc. I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
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