Eseech
One unit of cheeselessness. Incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.
Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
And so the lord said let there be cheese. The cheeselessness level was decreased to only six Eseech's and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.