crotch curtain
Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.
Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World
curtain crotch
When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.
"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains