crucifish
The lord savior that came to us via bones of a fish. That when shaken sound like dice and blesses you for all eternity. All hail the crucifish!
Our lord and savior the crucifish lives in us.
Crucifished
Similar to catfishing. This is When someone or something presents itself in a way that initially does not seem to be religiously motivated, but then at the last second becomes all about Jesus.
I was talking to a cute boy who seemed interested in me until he started trying to convert me. I was totally crucifished