Crumble Cop
A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.
"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"