crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

Crunchy Muffin

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.

Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

俚语	crunchy muffin
释义	crunchy muffin A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower. I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin. Crunchy Muffin Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short. Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night? Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA HAHAHA Crunchy muffin When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
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