crunchy peanut butter
The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind
Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts
Completely crazy.
Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.
Psychotic.
Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.
Psychotic.
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
Crunchy peanut butter mohawk
When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”