Cryagra
A ridiculously-expensive-per-pill Pfizer drug intended to induce the copious productions of tears, thereby making the boo-hooing complainer appear far more miserable or pathetic than he actually feels or is able to express with just his own naturally-produced eyelid-runoff.
A good way to determine if a sob-story relater is "for real" or not is to check the blubberer's pockets and/or handbag for a bottle of Cryagra; if you find one, then the person is most likely just sheddin' crocodile tears in a selfish effort to mooch a handout and/or get undeserved sympathy/lenience/assistance, and so you should probably just disregard his voluminous "poor poor pitiful me" sniveling.