crystal close
Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.
"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."
Crystal "Ide close it"
Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.