Cuberculosis
The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.
"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?
"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."
"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."