cuddify
The transition a cow makes from calf to adult. Describes the process by which a calf loses its cheerful, playful, and inquisitive nature and begins to to stand around doing nothing but chew its cud.
As a calf, that cow was really cute, but now that it's cuddified, it just stands around looking stupid, even in the rain.
Once the cows cuddify, they'll be the dumbest creatures alive.
Once the cows cuddify, they'll be the dumbest creatures alive.