Culcheth

1) a place where there is lots of retarded scalls
2) a place in warrington where there is the biggest and greatest mosher population in thew high school

A small village of rich white people but there are a few drug dealers who live in Culcheth with there family as it is in between Liverpool and Manchester. Also the chavs love listening to drill even tho they live in fatty gaffs and there parents are bankers or policemen.

hey i live in culcheth!
A Small boring village inbetween warrington and manchester but more towards the warrington side.
The centre always used to be used for the skaters but then the chavs and scallis took over and have been hasseling the residents of culcheth. i personally think the skaters should re-take over the centre.

The place where you are guaranteed to walk out the door filled with pussy in your pockets. Headteacher is a rather inspiring overweight bald man named Mr.Hunt. Filled with people who don't care about their education and smoke the devil's lettuce in the toilets.

The incapability to follow simple instructions. For some strange reason the disease is only held by people who attend culcheth high school. Along with the main symptom it can also lead to a premature death later on in life. The carriers simply disintegrate into dust leaving absolutely no signs that they even existed.