Cumletting
The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."
Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.
Cumlet
An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.
Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”
Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”
Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”
Cumlet
When an extra trickle of cum leaks out of your penis after ejaculating.
I hate it when I put my penis away after masterbating and a cumlet leaks out.
cumlet
1) a droplet of cum
2) a worthless little puke of person
2) a worthless little puke of person
1) After I was done blowing my load, a cumlet dripped from the tip of my penis.
2) I can't stand that little cumlet, he never puts in his share of the bill.
2) I can't stand that little cumlet, he never puts in his share of the bill.
Cumlet pop
When you cum inside a woman on accident and regret it this is called a cumlet pop
“I did a cumlet pop in shaniqua last week, Also did a cumlet pop in her mom”
cumlet
A jizz rag that is applied directly to the face, so that the juices can exfoliate the skin
Dude, where's my cumlet? or My skin is so dry, do you have a cumlet?