Cupids Kettledrums
An old timey British slang word for large voluptuous breasts, used primarily in the Shakespearean era where polygamy was normal among the elite aristocrats.
What ho, William! Did you fondle the wife's Cupids Kettledrums last night?
No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!
No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!