Curious Gopher
A sex act in which you blindfold your lover,and place her mouth on your body and have her try to find your dick or anus to give a blowjob or rimjob.
Guy: "I did a Curious Gopher with jennifer, it took her 20 seconds to to find my anus"
Curious Gopher
Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!