Daddy's Butter
A term used to refer to Nutella that you don't want your kids to eat so you can have it all.
Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.
Daddy Butter
A sweet butter with a salty after taste that is excreeted by a dad that is at least 40 years of age. The act of making daddy butter involves a ritual performed "shaking hands" in a basement for hours with your dad.
"I can't believe it's not daddy butter!"
"I can't wait to make daddy butter later!"
"Butter...DAD!"
"I can't wait to make daddy butter later!"
"Butter...DAD!"