Danger Douche
A nickname for really likable person, not an annoying sidekick whom no one likes; that'd be awful. Who'd write a definition like that? But seriously, a real bad ass, well liked by all, whose contributions to his or her friend group are innumerable.
Baked Goods: Squinty, can you do me a favor?
Squinty: Make Danger Douche do it.
Squinty: Make Danger Douche do it.