Aisle 9
The point where a person has a great loss of mental and motor skills due to consuming copious amounts of drugs. Aisle 9 is the place where feral folk reside.
"I am so fucked up," says Hi-Meh. Temmy resoundingly concurred and stated, "Aisle 9 has arrived!!" To which Hi-Meh replied, "I'm fucking rollin'. But that's to be expected when we are on day 2 listening to Victor Calderone and you SNOML'd the shit outta me."
slut aisle 9
an exclamation used in the club when you and your friends see a person that you know for a fact is a SLUT. It is used most often in gay clubs around Mobile, AL and Pensacola, FL.
"Did you hear me mothafuckas?! I said I'm calling for a SLUT AISLE 9!"
U: Hey guys, do you see what I see?
A: Hell yeah I do! *laughs*
K: I see it too! SLUT AISLE 9!
*everybody repeats loudly*
*the slut's friends also scream, unaware of what they are screaming about*
Jimmy: I don't understand why you're mad at me.
K: Because your a slut aisle 9.
J: What?
K: You heard me. Now go think about what you did.
J: *walks away, shamed*
U: Hey guys, do you see what I see?
A: Hell yeah I do! *laughs*
K: I see it too! SLUT AISLE 9!
*everybody repeats loudly*
*the slut's friends also scream, unaware of what they are screaming about*
Jimmy: I don't understand why you're mad at me.
K: Because your a slut aisle 9.
J: What?
K: You heard me. Now go think about what you did.
J: *walks away, shamed*
clean-up aisle 9
This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.
A clean-up aisle 9 can be called anytime someone busts a wet sounding fart.