Dead fish moment
Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.
Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."
OR
*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."
OR
*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."