A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.
Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.