ultimate decaffeination
When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.
"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."
decaffeinated prostitution
When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.
"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”
decaffeinated
hardest line from 2008 masterpiece 'killer bean'
"decaffeinated"