Dellemma
Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"
E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?
S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!
S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!