Deskimo
The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.
'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'
Deskimo brothers
When two males engage in sexual intercourse with the same female, on the same desk, at two different points in time.
Keith and I are already eskimo brothers, but I just found out we're deskimo brothers also!