Dickday
When you are not sick but call into work to take a sick day anyway because you want to spend the day having sex.
1: My boyfriend was off today but I had work, so I called in and took a much needed dickday.
2: To convince her to take a dickday off from work, I went down on her then handed her the phone.
2: To convince her to take a dickday off from work, I went down on her then handed her the phone.