dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

俚语	dick flattener
释义	dick flattener If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat. "Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!" "Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!" Dick Flattening Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it. - Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening! - Yes honey. Dick flattening Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
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